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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2010-2011 - FIXTURES AND RESULTS TEST

Suhaimi Mior Hassan, Ana Raffali, Altimet - Kalau Berpacaran

KALAU BERPACARAN

Sohaimi Mior Hassan

Kalau berpacaran

Memang banyak pantang larang

Menjaga susila

Ibu bapa adik abang

Apabila berdua

Carilah tempat yang terang

Agar tidak pula

Mencuba aksi terlarang

Korus

Boleh pandang-pandang

Jangan pegang-pegang

Duduk renggang-renggang

Bertambah sayang

Biar malu-malu

Biar segan-segan

Kerna malu itu

Perisai orang beriman

Ana Raffali

Kalau berpacaran

Jangan tunggu lama-lama

Kalau dah berkenan

Jumpalah ayah dan mama

Hantarkan rombongan

Meminang dengan segera

Kalau terlambat kasihmu disambar buaya

Ulang korus

Altimet

Yeah

Kita sambung cerita

Kalau kamu berdua

Aku yang ketiga

Aku penambah perasa

Akulah pendarab nafsu serakah

Hai teruna bikin perangai selamba

Hati si dara kata tak apa

Berani buat terima padah

Kalau tak sedia

Ucap syahadah

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, Sting - All For Love

All For Love

When it's love you give

(I'll be a man of good faith.)

Then in love you live.

(I'll make a stand. I won't break.)

I'll be the rock you can build on,

Be there when you're old,

To have and to hold.

When there's love inside

(I swear I'll always be strong.)

Then there's a reason why.

(I'll prove to you we belong.)

I'll be the wal that protects you

From the wind and the rain,

From the hurt and pain.

Let's make it all for one and all for love.

Let the one you hold be the one you want,

The one you need,

'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all.

When there's someone that should know

Then just let your feelings show

And make it all for one and all for love.

When it's love you make

(I'll be the fire in your night.)

Then it's love you take.

(I will defend, I will fight.)

I'll be there when you need me.

When honor's at stake,

This vow I will make:

That it's all for one and all for love.

Let the one be the one you want,

The one you need,

'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all.

When there's someone that should know

Then just let your feelings show

And make it all for one and all for love.

Don't lay our love to rest

'Cause we could stand up to you test.

We got everything and more than we had planned,

More than the rivers that run the land.

We've got it all in our hands.

Now it's all for one and all for love.

(It's all for love.)

Let the one you hold be the one you want,

The one you need,

'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all.

(It's one for all.)

When there's someone that should know

Then just let your feelings show.

When there's someone that you want,

When there's someone that you need

Let's make it all, all for one and all for love.

PERKARA SEBELUM KAHWIN DAN SELEPAS KAHWIN

1. ANGKATKAN BEG

Come sayang, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u...
Beg u pun u malas nak bawa. Lain kali jangan bawa beg ah!

2. TERSUNGKUR BATU

'Sayang, intan payung, you ok tak darling? Bodoh punye batu!'
Jln betul2 la! Buta ke? Mata letak kat mana? Pantat? Batu tu macam besar pun tak nampak!

3. PAKAI SEXY

Lawanye u pakai baju ni. Seksi! Turn on I, macam nak gigit-gigit you sekarang jugak!
'Ni ape ni, tetek terjojol, nampak longkang! Dengan babat berlipat-lipat! Tak malu eh?'

4. MANJA DI PUBLIC

Manjanye syg i ni. Cium sikit sayang! Firmnye pantat you!
Oi! Org tgk ah! Tunggu balik rumah bole tak? Tak malu eh orang tengok?!

5. KEMPUNAN

U nak makan burger ramly? Ok, besok i masuk JB belikan eh syg..
Burger McDonald pun sama pe! Jgn cerewet ah! Makan je!

6. KECANTIKAN
Cantik nye you hari ni. Eye shadow you lawa la! Berseri-seri muka you!
Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak? Wayang pekji pun kalah tau! Bulan2 asyik beli make up je!

7. KEKAYAAN
U takde bnyk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kekayaan tk menjanjikan kebahagiaan.
Tu la, dulu tak nak blajar betul2. Skrg baru nak menyesal! Duit tong sampah bulan ni camne?

8. SEX

Kalau kita kawin, hari2 i nak main dgn u.
Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!

9. KESABARAN

Sudahlah syg, jgn merajuk. Sorry eh Sayang. Memang salah I. I ni matahir tak guna! Jangan
merajuk lagi ye Sayang. I minta maaf. Maafkan i eh?
Salah you, you nak suruh I cakap Sorry! Banyak cantik muka you! Dah buat salah tak nak
mengaku. Tau nak merajuk je. Awak punye pasal ah! Tak kuasa aku!

10. MASAKAN

Sedapnye u masak (walaupun tak sedap)
Mak u tak ajar masak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke nasi basi?

11. DUIT NO PROBLEM

Syg, kita mkn dekat restoran mahal tu eh? Mahal takpe lah, skali skala...
Mak oi! Pe mahal! Da la! Mee grg mamak pak kassim lagi sedap. Tak mau ah!

12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK

Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u lah syg. (Padahal smlm baru jumpe)
Ah, ok bye! Tak bole lah. Kawan i ade ni! Bye la bye la!

13. PENGORBANAN

Takpe Sayang, I tak kisah. I sanggup buat apa saja untuk you. I fetch you later eh?
You ni, takde kepala otak ke yang I ni penat baru balik kerja. Apa salahnya you balik
sendiri. Manja sangat ah!

14. JUMPA LAMBAT

Takpe Sayang.. Asalkan you selamat sampai
Takpe la. Da biasa da!

15. BUANG ANGIN

You kentot eh sayang? Hehehehehe! Cute la you ni! *cubit-cubit*
Oi, asal bole kentot je eh! *pukul-pukul badan*

Best layan lagu ni

When You say nothing at all... layanzz

It's amazing

How you can speak

Right to my heart

Without saying a word,

You can light up the dark

Try as I may

I could never explain

What I hear when

You don't say a thing

The smile on your face

Lets me know

That you need me

There's a truth

In your eyes

Saying you'll never leave me

The touch of your hand says

You'll catch me

Whenever I fall

You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all

All day long

I can hear people

Talking out loud

But when you hold me near

You drown out the crowd

Try as they may

They could never define

What's been said

Between your

Heart and mine

(You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all

You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all)

The smile on your face

The truth in your eyes

The touch of your hand

Let's me know

That you need me

(You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all

You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all)

The smile on your face

The truth in your eyes

The touch of your hand

Let's me know

That you need me

(You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all

You say it best

When you say

Nothing at all)

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